Do You Know the Twelve Days of Christmas?
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
A fuzzy puppy Pomchi

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two peed on rugs

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three litterbox messes

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four chewed up presents

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five chewed up light cords

peed on tree skirts
missing stockings
missing Christmas cards
8 housetrained puppies
huskies howling
Chihuahuas growling
five goldendoodles
lunchtime packwalks
Beagles howling
One the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Fiiiiiive broken things